..and a navy too.
How to get the US military to act as your stooges.
Step 1 - stage a gas attack and get the Western politicians and media to blame it on the Syrian Government. Do not bother to falsify any evidence. Nobody will ask for it.
Step 2 - watch in glee as the US Navy launches cruise missiles against Syrian airbase. Thank Allah for making stupid people.
Step 3 - listen to Trump threaten to bomb Syrian government if another gas attack occurs. Congratulations, you have just been given a blank check.
Step 4 - stage another gas attack.
Step 5 - repeat until WW3 breaks out and all infidels are destroyed.